How can i clear all my cuts and make it seem like i went to cles?

i cant help it...i cut evry day..and now my parents are bein fags and are threataning to go to skool with me...thats some eambarrasing *** stuff there...i still want to cut but how can i do it without the cuts showing up on my attndance...it has to look like i went to cl...if i gotta jak somethin from the office ill do it...as long as its not a biga computer or somethin lke that...or something tht wud be too hard to steal...i wanna cut all day tomorrow...maybe i can light a fire and pull the alarm or some ****...as long as i cut tomoroe or come up with a way to cut every day while on my attendance it says i was present